Did you know? Spending is the new way to secure your future. If everyone just maxes out their credit cards, we'll all be better off.

Really. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried:

On the other hand, when I get a few free moments in Photoshop, this is the kind of stuff I'd rather make up anyway:

(thanks to mike for the picture and kai for the concept)

posted by Lorna Brown at 3:31 PM