lornamatic: hi there
NokiaCrush: Hi again, lornamatic.
lornamatic: how are you?
NokiaCrush: I'm doin' alright, lornamatic.
lornamatic: do u like hockey?
NokiaCrush: Good question. I dunno how I feel about hockey, actually.

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lornamatic: how do you feel about dunno how i feel about hockey, actually?
NokiaCrush: Sorry, I don't have any NHL requests 2 show u.
lornamatic: i dunno how i feel about i don't have any NHL requests 2 show u
NokiaCrush: I dunno how.
lornamatic: can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: I don't think I can elaborate on that.
lornamatic: Why do you not think you can elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Why do u think I not think I can elaborate on that?
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: I could.
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Can I elaborate on that, can I elaborate on that... Let's c... Well, what's gonna happen if I elaborate on that?
lornamatic: Do you wish that you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: I dunno... Do I wish that I elaborate on that?
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Uh... Well, I guess.
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Elaborate on that? Sure.
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: u want me 2 go on?
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Maybe... What do u think?
lornamatic: Why the uncertain tone?
NokiaCrush: Because.
lornamatic: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
NokiaCrush: Do u think any other reasons do not come 2 mind?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: Go on?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: u want me 2 go on? I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
lornamatic: Why do you not think im comfortable with that?
NokiaCrush: Which of the following do u mean?

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lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: Maybe I will. But later.
lornamatic: Why the uncertain tone?
NokiaCrush: I dunno.
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Why should I do that?
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: I'm not sure.

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lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: Go on?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: I don't think so, lornamatic!
lornamatic: Why do you not think so lornamatic?
NokiaCrush: Actually come 2 think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
lornamatic: Have you tried?
NokiaCrush: Maybe, maybe not. u know how it is.
lornamatic: Why the uncertain tone?
NokiaCrush: Just because.
lornamatic: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
NokiaCrush: I dunno... Do any other reasons not come 2 mind?
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Golly. Can I elaborate on that? I dunno, what do u think?
lornamatic: Do you want to be able to elaborate on that you dunno what do u think?
NokiaCrush: La la la la...
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: I dunno if I want 2 go on.
lornamatic: Do you wish that you want 2 go on?
NokiaCrush: What do u think?
lornamatic: Does that question interest you?
NokiaCrush: Does that question interest me? Good question. Do u think that does question interest me?
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

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lornamatic: Does it please you to believe I am not quite sure?
NokiaCrush: It's tough 2 say. I can't be completely sure about that.
lornamatic: Have you tried?
NokiaCrush: Tried? What's it like 2 do that?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: u want me 2 go on? Uh... I might do that. We'll c.
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Ha. Maybe. What do u think?
lornamatic: Why the uncertain tone?
NokiaCrush: Very, very interesting question, lornamatic. But I don't think I want 2 answer that.
lornamatic: Why do you not think you want 2 answer that?
NokiaCrush: I not think I want 2 answer that cuz it's important 2 me.
lornamatic: Why do you want 2 answer that cuz its important 2 you?
NokiaCrush: I think u know why I want 2 answer that Cuz it's important 2 me.
lornamatic: Why do you want 2 answer that cuz its important 2 you?
NokiaCrush: I'm not sure, lornamatic.
lornamatic: Does it please you to believe I am not sure lornamatic?
NokiaCrush: ?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: Go on?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: Yeah. Maybe.
lornamatic: Why the uncertain tone?
NokiaCrush: Dunno...
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: I'll take that under consideration.
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: Give me one good reason why I should, lornamatic.
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
lornamatic: You are being a bit negative.
NokiaCrush: Yeah?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: u want me 2 go on?
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Hmm... Not sure.
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: Go on?
lornamatic: Please go on.
NokiaCrush: u want me 2 go on? Um... no!
lornamatic: Can you elaborate on that?
NokiaCrush: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.

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